Help us to end Autism -Ronnie James Dio. Having the genius behind Rainbow in the Dark pitch an autism charity is sheer genius. Speaking of autism, have you all seen the reality show where a cross between Jack White and Willy Wonka and his two homo-ambiguous "wingmen" help teach a band of guys with Asperger's how to pick up unsuspecting women? I am talking of course about "The Pick Up Artist" . Personally, I think that teaching the socially awkward about guyliner and highlights is yet more proof of a hidden gay agenda (do you know what the queers are doing to the soil?). OTOH the 1980s is proof that men wearing make-up and glitter get more ass than anyone. I mean, we are talking about an era where Joan Jett looked more manly than the average all-guy hair band (and that I still want to have sex with her, well, what does that say about me?). That said, I am still have reservations about peacocking-up nerds. I also have reservations about teaching nerds to ...