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Thank God For Mental Illness

I spin and spin between the towers until I am dizzy, and only then do I look up, and the towers collapse in on me . My father famously said that he will forever regret not having photographed these buildings on 9/9/2001 because it was "nothing special." But to Speed Levitch of NY, NY, the towers were a place of worship and he a whirling Derbish. Find pleasure in a cloud or a leaf today, and have a great weekend!

As seen on VH1

Help us to end Autism -Ronnie James Dio. Having the genius behind Rainbow in the Dark pitch an autism charity is sheer genius. Speaking of autism, have you all seen the reality show where a cross between Jack White and Willy Wonka and his two homo-ambiguous "wingmen" help teach a band of guys with Asperger's how to pick up unsuspecting women? I am talking of course about "The Pick Up Artist" . Personally, I think that teaching the socially awkward about guyliner and highlights is yet more proof of a hidden gay agenda (do you know what the queers are doing to the soil?). OTOH the 1980s is proof that men wearing make-up and glitter get more ass than anyone. I mean, we are talking about an era where Joan Jett looked more manly than the average all-guy hair band (and that I still want to have sex with her, well, what does that say about me?). That said, I am still have reservations about peacocking-up nerds. I also have reservations about teaching nerds to ...