goofballs

Once the lawsuits have settled, I think I am going to write a book about working the worst outage in recent Internet history. An outage that is a real game changer. Microsoft. Danger. Sidekick. October 2009.

* use of jargon * slowmotion + mood music * gate dial / wormhole opened * jive talk / wise cracking wacky ethnic person and/or alien and that's just the cold open! * any member of the original SG1 team on-screen, double for Jack * "the hammond" * beaming anyone up (double if to the hammond) * radar (radio guy) * space sex