Datacenter Confidential #13

A blast from the past, circa 1994!
Well here's a special feature on new groupz that appear on the IRC, this
feature is covering the mysterious and often misunderstood SK, better known as
SaTaNzKiDz. So who are these guyz? Well let me show their membership list
cum info sheet :

                    SK.NFO -=- STARTS HERE -=- SK.NFO

                               [ Satanz Kidz ]

        Satanz Kidz is a group.  The actuality of being a child of satan is
  handled on a per-member basis.  We are not here to re-structure irc.  We
  are not here to put out k-spiffy 'zines for people to chuckle at.  We are
  here to look out for one and other, we are here to merely signify an
  alliance (excuse the pun) of irc kiddies that think in relatively the same
  distorted, sick, perverted manner.  There are only two requirement you
  must fulfill in being a Satanz Kidz member; being a generally k-rad guy
  (or girl), and having [Satanz Kidz] in your ircname in some form.
  Tattoo's, brandings, and other semi-permanent markings may earn brownie
  points in the Founding Fathers' eyes.


  [Founding Fatherz]:

       HappyMeal  -  *@*
    Mr. p|pe hed  -  jacklin@cyberspace.net
          Plexor  -  plexor@paranoia.com  - he's too texan to
                                            pick a new handle.
   Mental Retard  -  retard@argyle.sox.net

  [Memberz as of Oct 2, 1994]:

       draftb33r  -  drunk@and.living.in.the.uk
        whyteb0y  -  elastic@LAME.CAPZ.SITE.EDU
           _fool  -  fool@dfw.net  - his nick was funny enough
    klueless j0e  -  rebel@warez.warez.warez
           SH33P  -  oldsk0ol@iii.net  - note: sh33p is dead, but his
                                         old sk0ol memories live on in [SK]
        crackh0e  -  noise@en.com
          _kAHV_  -  cavalier@shadow.net

  [Wanna-Be lamerz]:

        Skipjack  -  plexar@netcom.com (note: he's still lame, he just
                                        changed his nick)

  Reguardless, see all you fewlz on irc.

                                                  ,        ,
                                                 /(        )`
                                                 \ \___   / |
                                                 /- _  `-/  '
                                                (/\/ \ \   /\
                                                / /   | `    \
                                                O O   ) /    |
                                                `-^--'`<     '
                                               (_.)  _  )   /
                                                `.___/`    /
                                                  `-----' /
                                     <----.     __ / __   \
             HappyMeal [SK]          <----|====O)))==) \) /====
                                     <----'    `--' `.__,' \
          "We have no purpose,                    |        |
         but we have eliteness,                    \       /
  and from eliteness purpose will arise."     ______( (_  / \______
                              -HM           ,'  ,-----'   |        \
                                            `--{__________)        \/
                                                [artist unknown]

                    SK.NFO -=- ENDS HERE -=- SK.NFO


Heh! More on this later..

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ghosts of post-punk past said…
still waiting for more on this, damn you!
22 May, 2008 22:04
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